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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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