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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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