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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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