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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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