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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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