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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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