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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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