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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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