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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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