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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Stella eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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