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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Stella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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