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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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