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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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