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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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