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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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