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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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