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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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