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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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