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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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