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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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