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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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