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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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