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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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