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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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