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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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