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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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