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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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