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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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