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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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