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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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