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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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