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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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