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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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