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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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