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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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