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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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