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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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