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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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