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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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