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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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