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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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