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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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