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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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