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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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