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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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