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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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