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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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