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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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