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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Millie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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