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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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