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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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