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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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