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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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