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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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