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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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