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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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