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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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