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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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