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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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