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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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