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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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