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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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