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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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