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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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