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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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