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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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