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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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