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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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