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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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