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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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