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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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