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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rex eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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